The Oscar nominations were announced this past Tuesday. and I gotta say I was pretty underwhelmed, but that's not surprising since I was underwhelmed by film in 2011 in general, and I can say that with a clear conscience because I saw a lot more than I usually do. Anyway, this is what stuck with me, for better or worse, after the nominations were announced by the stunning Jennifer Lawrence.
MY OMG THOUGHTS
Gary Oldman for Best Actor
After being one of the most talented actors around for the last 30 years, one who manages to seamlessly transform himself at every turn, Gary Oldman FINALLY nabbed a nomination. I haven't seen Tinker Tailor Solider Spy yet, but any nomination for this man is long overdue and now I can't wait to see the film.
Rooney Mara for Best Actress
It seemed hardly anyone had heard of Mara prior to the backlash of "She's going to play Lisbeth?" blazed through the Internet. However, I wasn't familiar enough with The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo to make a judgment on how the girl who played Zuckerberg's ex might handle the dark role. However, I found her badassery quite stunning. Not as likable as Noomi Rapace's performance, but extremely awesome nonetheless.
No Cars 2 for Best Animated Feature
Pixar's grip on the Academy has been broken this year. Since the Best Animated Feature category was inducted into the Academy Awards in 2002, Pixar films have always been at least nominated (not in 2002 or 2005, since there were none to nominate) and have usually won (except in 2001 for Monsters, Inc. and 2007 for Cars.) So I have to wonder what was going through the executives' heads when they thought a sequel to one of their least liked films was the way to go. Maybe this is a wake up call they need. No real offense to Pixar as I'm highly anticipating Brave this summer, but I rarely go gaga over their annual offerings anymore because they've felt a bit lazy.
MY WTF THOUGHTS
Bridesmaids for Best Original Screenplay
Apparently shitting in a sink and in the street is considered art as long as you're wearing a dress. Okay, I admit there is more to Bridesmaids than just the extreme gross-out humor near the beginning, but despite love for Kristen Wiig, I still think it was just average at best and find the nomination little more than a throw-the comedies-a-bone-to-appease-the-masses move.
Jonah Hill for Best Supporting Actor
Though I wasn't crazy about Beginners, and Hill did do a good job in Moneyball, I'm still hoping Christopher Plummer will nab the gold on Oscar night, because I'm not sure I can live in a world where the phrase "Oscar Winner Jonah Hill" would be paraded around the trailer for The Sitter 2.
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close for Best Picture
Say what? How, oh, how did this get nominated? No I haven't seen, nor do I particularly care to, but this was barely a blip in the film world and it managed to surpass
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and
Drive, plus a plethora of other films that looked 10 times better.
So the Academy, in its infinite and infallible wisdom, changed the rules to say there would no longer definitely be 10 films in the Best Picture category, but only those most deserving, with a minimum of five nominees. Oh really? Let's take a look at some numbers, shall we?
| Nominated Film | RT Critic Rating | IMDb User Rating |
| The Artist | 97% - Fresh | 8.5 |
| The Descendants | 89% - Fresh | 7.9 |
| The Help | 76% - Fresh | 8.1 |
| Hugo | 94% - Fresh | 8.2 |
| Midnight in Paris | 93% - Fresh | 7.8 |
| Moneyball | 95% - Fresh | 7.8 |
| The Tree of Life | 84% - Fresh | 7.1 |
| War Horse | 77% - Fresh | 7.4 |
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| Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close | 47% - ROTTEN | 6.3 |
I think pathetic is the only way to sum it up. How much cash do you think was shelled out for that nomination? Again no, I haven't seen it, and yes, tastes vary, and no the general consensus isn't the final word, but it's not to be completely ignored either and this nomination remains the biggest head-scratcher of all. There's still a chance these numbers might change as more people may actually go see
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close now that it has a nomination, completists like myself or general moviegoers who think "Oh, it was nominated. It must be good." But I doubt that the paid critics will find it any more favorable than they already do.
By the way,
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo has an 87% on Rotten Tomatoes and an 8.2 on IMDb.
Drive has a 93% and an 8.1. And though I know it'd never get the nomination,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 has a 96% and an 8.1. In other words, why not fill out that tenth spot with something respectable? I'm just saying.
For a more thorough discussion check out Episode #72 of the Reel Insight Podcast this Sunday as Jess and I discuss this oddball list of nominees (and snubs) at length. So do your thoughts mirror mine or do you have an entirely different list of OMG and WTF thoughts? Let me know in the comments.