Features/Ratings

FEATURES

Monday's Movie Reviews
This will be the day film reviews pop up. It will keep me in check to watch and review at least one film a week, maybe two, rarely three. All film reviews can be found under the Archives page.

Tuesday's Trailer Talk
Simple really. Trailers have become miniature movies unto themselves. Fans salivate at hearing a new trailer will be released and flock to the internet to watch it over and over again before the actual film opens. Some trailers are golden, some are garbage, but the art of the trailer is a fascinating subject to discuss. Click here for previous posts of Tuesday's Trailer Talk.

Wednesday's Weekly TV Wrap
I've started watching a lot more t.v. recently. So on Wednesdays I'll review the past week's shows that I watched, from the previous Wednesday to Tuesday. This feature will inevitably change with the seasons, and if I hit a temporary lag in t.v. viewing, I'll replace it with something else until things pick back up. Click here for previous posts of Wednesday's Weekly TV Wrap.(No longer a regular feature.)

Thursday's Three
This will be list day, but items may not necessarily be listed in any particular order and may not necessarily be the "Best Of".  It's basically of list of three things that have something, no matter how small, in common. Click here for previous posts of Thursday's Three.

Friday's New Feature Films
This is the day I'll unfairly pre-judge all the new theatrical releases for the week without having seen them. Click here for previous posts of Friday's New Feature Films.

Saturday's Sims Screenshots
This feature brings together my love of blogging and my hardcore addiction to the PC game The Sims 2. Simple really: I recreate a screenshot from a film in the world of the Sims, post it and see which reader can guess it first. I have certain limitations as to what I can create, so these stills are more interpretive than exact. Click here for previous posts of Saturday's Sims Screenshots.

Saturday's Soapbox
This feature is where I'll give link love to fellow movie bloggers and suggest you check out a particular review, editorial, etc. they have published. Click here for previous posts of Saturday's Soapbox. (No longer a regular feature.)

MST3K MOTM
On the first of every month, I review an episode from the wonderful cult classic t.v. show Mystery Science Theatre 3000, in which a guy and two robots watch and mock really bad films. All MST3K MOTM reviews can be found here.

The Classics Corner
In order to get better acquainted with films before "my time," I watch and review a classic film (which I consider anything before 1980) once a month around the 15th. The reviews are more a take on what does or doesn't work for my more modern tastes, and I refrain from giving a final rating. All Classics Corner reviews can be found here.

Memes
Sometimes I get hit with one of those crazy internet memes and cannot resist participating. All meme posts can be found here.

Special Posts
I have irregular posts that don't fit anywhere else, so I just call them "special." The special category mainly consists of my end-year-reviews and happy-anniversary-to-me posts. To see what all I consider special, click here.


RATINGS
(Click on the picture to see all reviews with that rating.)


If this movie had lips, I'd make out with it.


I like this movie, but just as a friend.


I had an okay time, but I won't be seeing this movie again.


I gave this movie a fake phone number, so it can't call me.


This movie was so awful, I had to get a restraining order.