May 1, 2009

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (No Spoilers)

NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!
NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE! NAKED WOLVERINE!

That is all.*

Rating:


We're going on day 3 or 4 of severe sleep deprivation, 28 hours of which were wasted back at Children's Hospital. This is about all I can muster for a review.

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10 pieces of fan mail:

Anonymous said...

Dear Miss Rachel.First foxes,now naked wolverines.Speaking as a complete amateur I think this represents a desire to escape,to embrace the animal side of your nature you hane tried to shun.Anon Scottish dog.[Forgive my twaddle.I hope your kids okay]

Mrs. Thuro's Mom said...

So was Wolverine actually naked or was this only in your head?

Rachel said...

Anon, you may be right. I may be just dying to escape into the wild. And yes, Mia is okay. Just some confusion after a routine procedure, which led to us staying in the hospital much longer than we had originally thought.

Mom, he really was naked. Just ask Brad. He'll grumble about it.

Megan Stahl said...

Hugh Jackman naked? I'm there :)

Vanessa said...

Best Review ever...I am so gonna watch that movie;)!

Rachel said...

Warning: It's still just PG-13 nudity, but it's still pretty nice. And a lot of folks didn't like this movie very much, so I must've been really sleep deprived when I saw it or too dazzled by naked Wolverine to care:)

Fletch said...

LOL

At least you're up front and comfortable with your reasons for liking the movie. It certainly couldn't have been for any other reasons...

Rachel said...

Don't tell anyone Fletch, but sometimes I have the depth of a kiddie pool:)

J.D. said...

If I hadn't already seen the caps/footage online, I so would've seen it just for this. Siiigh.

Action Flick Chick said...

For some people, this is all the review they'll ever have to read. Well done.